Showing posts with label Coca-Cola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coca-Cola. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Frustrated Victim of Forward Email

I got this email a long time ago, but i didn't delete it because its so funny. Also that, most of us are aware of scams through forwarded email, but you'll never know maybe someone are still getting fooled by this emails. Here is the email of someone who's a victim about this.


Dear All,

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people
who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and
you because of your kindness.

I stop drinking Coca-Cola after i found out that it's good only for removing toilet strains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I stopped using my ATM card because I am afraid that someone might have installed a small device on the ATM machine that will stole my ATM card number and my pin when typing it.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from rat feces and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel. drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! shes been 7 since 1993...)

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that i made, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me (when I participated in their special email program) would arrive soon.

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions.

Made some hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds.

a bird will sh*t on your head today at 4:00pm

Now give me a break!!!
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

A girl was rape because of Facebook

I just read this news i think this Tuesday, and didnt mind the news that much. But while riding a jeep home, i heard a student saying they cant access Facebook because their school had block Facebook because of the said incident. Because the student who rape the girl was studying at their school. The news goes like this:

A STUDENT from a well-known university in Davao City was allegedly raped Saturday by a teenage man she met through a social networking site on Saturday.

The victim and the suspect became friends through Facebook and decided to meet and share some drinks inside a lodging house around 10 p.m. Saturday.

Krista (name withheld), 16, and Roland, 19, an Information Technology student, a resident of Malvar street, have known each other for a week before they met up.

Roland was arrested by the San Pedro police around midnight Sunday following the victim's complaint.

"Amo siyang gi-text ug among giingnan nga magkita sila sa iyang girlfriend (We sent him a text message pretending to be his girlfriend and wanting to meet him)," SPO2 Kelvin Joy Magno, duty investigator, said in an interview with Sun.Star Superbalita.

The suspect, however, denied the accusations.

He said that after becoming friends through Facebook, he invited her to a date at the mall last Saturday.

The girl arrived with several friends. She said they came from Times Beach.

Roland said the girl appeared to have imbibed some alcoholic drinks.

"Nag-order kami ng beer kasi gusto pa niyang uminom. Pinakilala niya ako sa kanyang mga kaibigan na boyfriend niya. At sinabi ko sa kanya na tayo na ba?" he said.

From their meeting place, they proceeded to Matina Town Square to continue their night out.

"Doon kami nagkasundo na mag-rent ng room kasama ang kaibigan niyang babae. Nung nakapasok na kami sa loob, pinalabas niya ang kanyang kaibigan at doon kami nagsimulang mag-sex," Roland told Sun.Star Superbalita while at his detention cell.

From the private room, Roland said he took the girl to her friend's house in Coca-Cola Village, Matina.

"Pagdating namin sa Coca-Cola Village, hindi niya ako pinapasok kasi magalit daw ang kanyang mga barkada na lalaki kaya umuwi na lang ako. Kinaumagahan, tini-text ko siya at tinanong kung nakauwi na ba siya. Sinabi niyang hindi siya umuwi. At nagulat na lang ako nung hinuli ako ng mga pulis," the suspect said.

The victim was brought to the Davao Medical Center (DMC) for medical examinations, while the suspect awaits the filing of charges in court.

Man, what the heck is wrong with students now a days. But i had to ask myself is Facebook the one to be blame? or the student themselves? Me? I used Facebook not for the sole purpose of socializing but to play Farmville hahahahaha. As for the student at the jeep, dude forget about the Facebook being block at your school, study first, because you enrolled at your school not to use Facebook, but to study and learn.


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